luni, 24 noiembrie 2008


The Meaning Of Life sau pe rumaneste 'ce trebuie sa faci in viata daca nu poti trai fara sa-ti spuna cineva ce trebuie sa faci in viata'.

Si transcriptul:

Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.
Thank you, Brigitte.

Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

Daca nu intelegeti, puneti mana si invatati o limba straina.
Iar daca nu si nu, nu disperati, exista intotdeauna stirile de la ora 5.
O da, si OTV, care amandoua este un dar de sus.

Noapte buna.